Sunday
Jan192014
Quick Trip Quip - How to Avoid Speeding Tickets
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DINKS Travel
DINKS Travel Quick Trip Quips are those funny witticisms picked up by peripheral hearing during our travels. This entry falls into the "educational" category.
Venue: Caroline's Cafe in Key West Florida - A quality people watching spot if ever there was one.
Players: Two people are sitting at the outdoor bar. To protect the identities of those involved in this Quick Trip Quip, we shall refer to them as:
- Almost Naked Girl - Wearing a bright red lace camisole and thong bottom...Oh, and a very retro-styled tricorne hat; she was extremely inebriated.
- Funny Hat Guy - Rotating a wide selection of decorative head-wear including an overly fuzzy pimp-style hat and one in the shape of a roosting chicken. Funny Hat Guy was the most likely source of Almost Naked Girl's handsome tricorne.
Quip: Almost Naked Girl to Funny Hat Guy, "I dress like this all the time...I never get speeding tickets!"
Post Script: Sorry gents! We didn't manage to capture a picture of this scene.
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Reader Comments (6)
Now that is funny!!
but
Was there any blue and orange in their garb? and were they watching the Bronco game?
My first visit to DINKSTravel and I'm immediately disappointed by a "missing picture". Matt, you'll make this up to me in a later post. P.S. Hope you are both having a wonderful trip.
Lisa - Sadly, Almost Naked Girl and Funny Hat Guy were unaware that the course of history was about to be changed as the Denver Broncos continued their unyielding push towards 2014 Super Bowl fame. And the restaurant didn't even have nachos on their menu - It's a whole other world in the Florida Keys! :)
Sterling - Thanks for visiting our blog! We learned a valuable lesson in Key West. We are committed to capturing photos and videos of nearly-naked sightings going forward. We won't disappoint you again.
If you take too many pictures of those nearly naked girls, Jenn will kick your butt.
Steve - Jenn has agreed to take pictures of all nearly naked girls while we're traveling...The only thing I have to do is point them out to her. How can I get in trouble for that??? :)